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Gordon's
Joke of the Week:
Gordon read in the local newspaper recently that a blonde in Grants Pass was mowing the lawn with a power mower, when her favorite pet cat ran in front her. The mower severed the cat’s tail from its body.
Distraught, the blonde picked up the cat and its tail, and putting them in a basket, rushed to the local Walmart.
Why Walmart, you ask?
Because, the blonde explained, just a week ago she had read that Walmart is the leading retailer in Oregon.
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